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Does this jar of cheeseballs make my head look fat?

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Mike Mercury
Aug 08, 2025
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Last week, a black bear in Northern Wisconsin was spotted roaming the countryside with a large plastic container stuck over its head. In the storybook version, the jar would’ve been a honeypot and the bear would’ve been fat and happy but our real-life bear got a whiff of cheeseball remnants and stuck her head into the jar only to find that she and the j…

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